put a bulb in the freezer
because then when you plant it in the ground it thinks its spring. God i cant wait to move. my happiness depends on this. ..and its going to be glorious i tell you. i’m finally pulling myself out of this blackhole and then whats next? ..a car.. ..my favorite scarf.. ..and the open road my friends. :DDD life is sweet and succulent. don’t let it run you dry folks.
8 months ago • 0 notes” You can come on by whenever you like, okay. You don’t have to be such a stranger. We know he would love to see you.”
There is never a moment in my day that I go
“Hmm.. I think I’ll go stop by and say hello.”
NEVER.
It makes me sick to my stomach everytime I hear that phrase.
I fucken work my ass off to better my life
why can’t he do the same?
I’m tired of worrying about the happiness of others.
everytime I make an effort, it is never reciprocated
..and then I feel worse about myself after..
because he is suppose to take care of me.
They make me feel like I must carry him out of the ashes of his mistakes
I cannot.
and I wont ruin my life to make his bearable.
I have enough on my plate, is that too much to ask?
That you stop making me feel like shit because I can’t help you?
8 months ago • 0 noteswww.fmylife.com
“Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes ‘gobble, gobble’. “
FML
9 months ago • 0 noteswww.fmylife.com
“Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it.
Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday.”
FML
9 months ago • 0 notes
I dont want him to feel the way he does.
I wish I could bottle it all up
and throw it out to sea.
Let someone else have to deal with his pain
because his life is filled with enough already.
9 months ago • 0 notesNo Mom! No more hamburgers!
I’m getting fat.
and I dont know if its the good fat or the bad fat.
.. I think it’s the bad one because I just sit around on my ass alot.
I’m not just getting a little chunkier
which would be fine with me.
.. but at least my face isn’t fat.
Man, I hope I dont offend anyone reading this, but its true.
skinny little tawnya is no longer that skinny.
I dont even have a scale to weigh myself
.. which would probably devastate me even more
but if I had one maybe I wouldn’t be in the position I’m in.
I probably would have done something a long time ago
.. if I knew.
But I dont.
Soo eat I shall continue.
9 months ago • 0 notes
I wish we could all just drive barbie jeeps instead of real cars.
I would make the laws soo much easier
..cuz they only go like 20mph
soo anyone that souped their ride could easily be recognized.
and who the heck wants to get pulled over for speeding in a barbie jeep?
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