July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
9 posts
My body is a beautiful temple, and I am going to start treating it that way. No more pulling and tugging, poking and prodding, no crazy crash diets, no more defining my beauty by the size if my pants. I’m done living up to other peoples never-ending expectations, I am a beautiful, intelligent woman. :)
“My body is not your community service project, my body is not your soulless...”
– Asha Zappa (via sleepydumpling)
Word.
“Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never...”
– (via girlsgotafacelikemurder)
Word.
October 2010
15 posts
BOOBONYMS
oscarandrea:
Knockers Ta-Ta’s Fun Bags Sweater Cows Gazungas Floppers Bikini Bombs Brontosaurus Eggs Chest Balloons Speed Bags Twin Peaks Honka Sacks Velvet Cushions Suckle Huts Silicone Sisters Dairy Maids Blouse Blobs Strawberry Sundaes Travel Pillows Mike & Molly Swollen Flesh Papayas Milk Bulbs Lady Turnips Skin Spinnakers Shirt Roosters
(via Barney’s Blog)
s: baby, i'm sick. i have the bubonic plague. i'm going to google the last known case of bubonic plague.
c: do you have lumps in your armpits?
s: no, yes... no.
c: then you don't have the bubonic plague.
c: before you say anything, you also don't have ebola.
Tumblr looks boring from the outside, but it's...
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
3 posts
“Stop buying unnecessary things.
Toss half your stuff, learn contentedness....”
– » less :mnmlist (via dashedlines) (via danamhmm)
April 2009
2 posts
I’m beginning to think that I belong here.
*smile.
put a bulb in the freezer
because then when you plant it in the ground
it thinks its spring.
God i cant wait to move.
my happiness depends on this.
..and its going to be glorious i tell you.
i’m finally pulling myself out of this blackhole
and then whats next?
..a car..
..my favorite scarf..
..and the open road my friends.
:DDD
life is sweet and succulent.
don’t let it run you dry folks.
March 2009
3 posts
” You can come on by whenever you like, okay. You don’t have to be such a stranger. We know he would love to see you.”
There is never a moment in my day that I go
“Hmm.. I think I’ll go stop by and say hello.”
NEVER.
It makes me sick to my stomach everytime I hear that phrase.
I fucken work my ass off to better my life
why can’t he do the...
www.fmylife.com
“Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes ‘gobble, gobble’. “
FML
www.fmylife.com
“Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it.
Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday.”
FML
February 2009
1 post
